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And this high waisted binkini, with hibiscus firmly behind the ear, would be the best look ever on a beach in Hawaii or Puerto Rico.
"Attached is a spreadsheet of all the times he has tried to initiate sex since June 1st, with a column for my "excuses", using verbatim quotes of why I didn't feel like having sex at that very moment." The spreadsheet, which has since been deleted, quickly went viral with people taking both sides in the debate.
This would be our preference, but Prism do stock other shapes for both top and bottom.
One Reddit user wrote: "There are so many ways this could have been communicated better, but instead he came up with some bizarre hit and run with a spreadsheet method which I'd say is actually going to be really hard to come back to a normal relationship from." Another user said: "Your husband is expressing legitimate concerns in an extremely immature and passive aggressive way.
Clearly, the communication style in your relationship is shit.
A sexually-frustrated husband compiled a spreadsheet charting a whole month’s worth of his wife’s excuses for refusing to have sex with him, including “I might be getting sick” and “I still don’t feel 100%”.
For a whole month the amorous husband jotted down every response from his other half when he asked her for intimacy, which elicited replies such as “I feel gross” and “I’m watching the show”, which he claims was a re-run of a Friends episode.